"Ah, these are all mint!"
"What about bubblegum?"
"Oh, that'll help. It's right up there with Bubble Blast and this fruity concoction." Although I have to say the Dis.ney princesses on it were fun.
"There's more over here."
In the end I settled on taking a chance on Cinnamon Rush.
There's nothing like finding a toothpaste that doesn't make you throw up. Yay for being able to brush one's teeth!